All I need to know I learned from Tecmo Super Bowl

Just in case you forgot the best video game ever!

http://www.cbssports.com/spin/story/10078985


Best ones (I added the stuff in parentheses):

21. When something isn't working, just blow it ... wait(--aka, sexual advice that women should follow.)

44. If you break something, you must pay for the breakage. Ergo, if you just fumbled and some fat guy on the other team just returned a fumble the entire length of the field and you broke the controller ... well, you have to buy a new one.(--This one is to remind Boese and Curtis of our infamous PS2 Madden battles.)

46. Just because girls wink at you doesn't mean they like you. In fact, it may actually be part of their job. Remembering this will literally save you 1.62 million dollars over the course of your life.(--especially in strip clubs.)

But it's a collector's gold mine!

Once you're done reading the "Texts from last night", try "Emails from an asshole".

This one features a woman desperate for a Ford Explorer, a man willing to sell one you just might recognize, and a new shiny paint job.

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=32

What a great site...

Drunk Texts from Last Night... you might not want to read this while at work!!!

HUMP!5

There's an amateur short film festival going on in Seattle. What type of amateur films? Let's just say we should start filming a trailer for "The Felatrix."

No beer? No way!

Cats Control Humans

A study has been done that says cats can manipulate humans with their high pitched meows. In other shocking news, Michael Jackson is still dead. What, too soon?

http://news.aol.com/article/cats-control-humans/569305?icid=main|main|dl1|link5|http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fcats-control-humans%2F569305

It's July...too early to think about Fantasy Football?

Yeah that's right. The NFL season is still 2 months off, so it may be early to think about fantasy football. Or you could say...it's only 2 short months away, I barely have time to prepare for my fantasy football dominance.

Anyway, I'll be sending out emails about fantasy football soon. I'm going to create a 12-team, 3 division league, with a $50 entry fee this year. You'd be able to trade future draft picks/auction money, so I would expect owners to return year after year. However, I don't envision using keepers.

Oh, I'm also refusing to sign up for a pay site to host this. That's idiotic since there are so many free sites offering all the same options, and the entry money could be better spent distributed as prize money.

I'll be sending the word out soon enough. Please use the comments to let me know:

a) If you'd be interested
b) Any recommendations for websites
c) If there's anybody else who might be willing to participate. Preferably someone local, who isn't very good at this. :)