6 of one...

Yeah, Daft Punk

I hated this kind of music at the time, but now I can appreciate some of these songs for their artistic value. Then again, some of them still suck.

This Got Over 3 Million Hits On Youtube

Okay, this one came up while reminiscing about electronica of the late 90s, like Daft Punk and Eifel 65. But I forgot just how many Jock Jams were considered eletronica.

Now maybe they were trying to update the Boehemiam Rhapsody scene in Wayne's World with really shitty music. So I can understand they may have had an artistic vision, which gives them a reason for attempting to record this. But then after looking at themselves, something in their headz said, this is great, we want the whole world to be able to see how hard we rock out to the Venga Boys. If I ever come to that conclusion in my life, somebody remove that part of my brain and replace it with Peeps.

That's Dr. T to You

Sure, Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but that bastard won't shed even one for the millions of people who are suffering.

Mr. T, on the other hand, brings people out of comas:

"Former The A-Team star Mr. T once stunned a sick child's family by bringing him out of a coma - after doctors begged the actor for help.

The poorly kid fell unconscious in Detroit, Michigan in the mid-1980s - and the only physical movement he made was in response to hearing Mr. T's name.
And when the mohawked star was in town, he stopped by the hospital to visit the ill boy - with miraculous results.
He tells Empire magazine, 'His family put toys around him and one of them was a Mr. T doll. And whenever my name came up, the boy moved his arm.
'Somebody told the doctors I was in town, so they called me down there. I closed the curtains and prayed. Then, as I was walking down the hall, the kid suddenly came out of the coma and hollered out.
'That was my supernatural moment.' "

Kickball Battle Without Honor or Humanity

This week in our BSSC sporting lives, Adam's team goes up against Whitey's team in another epic kickball contest. Both teams come in undefeated at 1-0, but only one team can emerge victorious. Who will win this friendly rivalry game? Let's look at some history:

2007 Game:

Last year, it was pretty close most of the game, and then Whitey's team opened a Ginormous Can of Whoop-Ass and crushed all of Adam's hopes for victory. Oh well, at least both teams got to drink a lot.

2008 Roster Changes:

This year, the lineups have changed a little, so the game may be a little more balanced. For Whitey's team, they lost Tom, Heather, and I think Heather's sister Becky? Losing Tom and Becky hurts both in the field and at the plate. Heather's loss hurts too, but then again this year she won't constantly kick the ball to Albers and wonder why she always gets out. Addition by subtraction. No idea who else they lost or who they added to replace them.

For Adam's team, they lost Laura M. and Neil M, from last year. Losing Neil is huge, since he was one of the top all around athletes on the team. Losing Mayes...doesn't hurt as much. In their stead, they've added BSSC rookie Carrie Read and returning vet Pat "Not in the Face" Hoffman. They may also have a secret weapon in Adam's coworker, Courtney. While she claims to be horribly unathletic and admittedly smokes almost a pack a day, she's clearly a gamer. Or not. Let's Call it a wash in terms of ability, but an upgrade in the all important super fantastic fun category.


Final Predictions:

At least one person will fall down running to first base after they kick the ball.
Pat will foul out at least once.
Whitey's face will turn red by the 4th inning, either from too much sun or screaming "encouragement" at his team.

Whitey's team to win 6-4.

Man Vs. Girls Gone Wild

Subject: This might hurt

Squid Sex: Reproduction or Date Rape?

In the violent tangle that is sex between giant squids, almost anything can happen, including accidentally injecting yourself with firehose-pressure blasts of sperm. The report goes on:

"Although mating has never been observed in giant squid, it is thought that what happens is that the male injects his sperm packages into the female's arms. The process is likely to be a fairly violent affair as the female is probably not that keen on being injected. This is a problem for the amorous male as females are normally a third bigger than they are.

"But males get round their inferior size by being endowed with a particularly long penis, which means they can inject the female without having to get too close to her chomping beak. The male's sexual organ is actually a bit like a high-pressure fire hose and is normally nearly as long as his body - excluding legs and head.

"But having such a big penis does have one drawback: it seems that co-ordinating eight legs, two feeding tentacles and a huge penis, whilst fending off an irate female, is a bit too much to ask, and one of the two males stranded on the Spanish coast had accidentally injected himself with sperm packages in the legs and body. And this does not seem to have been an isolated incident since two of the eight males that had stranded in the north-east Atlantic before had also accidentally inseminated themselves.

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!!

Some time capsules should stay closed...

Lucky SOBs

Happy Easter

Maybe I'm biased because the train station is in my old neighborhood, but I love this video. Hopefully the Easter Bunny is not out to get my next. AHHH!!!

Vote Ralph for 2008!!!!

One of my favorites that Whitey had emailed!

Garfield without Garfield

Self explanatory. Credit goes to George.

The Incredible Hulk

...or as some of us call him...Pat!

http://incrediblehulk.marvel.com/

Zombie Strippers.

http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1294

Link to the totally PG trailer. This time? With more Jenna Jameson! Shockingly, it is straight to DVD

What is Salvia?

So I just read about Salvia in a news story, and it sounds pretty crazy. Apparently it's a cross between LSD and marijuana, but for a much shorter time frame for effects.

It's also not yet banned in the state of Maryland. Have any of you tried this? Or know of anyone who has?

-Adam

This might be useful

I was surfing the web and stumbled across this article about the most useful, free software available on the web.

Good grief

So I was searching around on youtube and found this:



I think my favorite thing might be Hulk Hogan as a head on Mount Rushmore

Or, for the less violent...

Action Movie Marathon, Anyone?

The Source
Gun Kata From "Equilibrium"



And if that does not do it for you, there is always Gym Kata, like, with a pommel horse.

Ask my doctor about what?!

Anyone catch this commercial over the weekend? If you have a juvenile sense of humor like I do, this this is hilarious.

And to think, we used to just call it "John"...

The Sneeze, which is hilarious without added bathroom jokes, has a poll on what to name the author's new toilet. Some of the names given Honorable Mention are even more hilarious than the options you can vote on.

But then again, there is an actual toilet seat named "Autumn Tides."

Taken from The Sneeze:

"Autumn Tides -- the leaves are turning... the waves are crashing... the poop is coming. "