Just in case you forgot the best video game ever!
http://www.cbssports.com/spin/story/10078985
Best ones (I added the stuff in parentheses):
21. When something isn't working, just blow it ... wait(--aka, sexual advice that women should follow.)
44. If you break something, you must pay for the breakage. Ergo, if you just fumbled and some fat guy on the other team just returned a fumble the entire length of the field and you broke the controller ... well, you have to buy a new one.(--This one is to remind Boese and Curtis of our infamous PS2 Madden battles.)
46. Just because girls wink at you doesn't mean they like you. In fact, it may actually be part of their job. Remembering this will literally save you 1.62 million dollars over the course of your life.(--especially in strip clubs.)
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I was always partial to RBI baseball myself. Tecmo Super Bowl was a great game, but it really capitalized off the fact that 1) 10 Yard Fight was its predecessor and 2) It was actually a really good game. RBI baseball, same thing. There were 2 baseball games before it, and both were pretty awful. RBI baseball looked silly, but man, was it awesome. Memories. I want to be 9 again, but be able to vote and drive and buy lottery tickets and stuff.
I was gonna drop a bomb on you with Bases Loaded, but it appears that RBI Baseball actually predates it. You win this round, Clerks.
Also, a random aside: Back to back Super Bowl wins, while having the worst regular season record for all human players both years.
Freak'n Sweet!
Theme for Tecmo Super Bowl is available as a ringtone from Phonezoo.com. Curt & Whitey, that's what I just sent you.
That's why *points to hat*
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