Playoff Tickets
A man goes to the Pittsburgh Steeler ticket office and inquires about purchasing play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Steelers did not make it to the play-offs.The following day the same man goes to the Pittsburgh Steeler ticket office and inquires about purchasing Steeler play-off tickets. The ticket teller politely replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because, "the Steelers did not make it to the play-offs."
This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Steeler ticket office inquiring about play-off tickets and the teller says none are for sale "because the Steelers did not make it to the play-offs."
Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller about Steeler play-off tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice says, "I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE STEELERS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS."
The man replied, "I know. I drive all the way from Baltimore just to hear you say that!"
4 comments:
This of course was posted for the reading pleasure of Stine. Although it could also apply to Redskin and Giants fans (if the story was modified), but I wouldn't want everyone to hate me. So read and enjoy Stine!
Who wants to make a road trip to New York? Oops, I mean New Jersey. (Feel free to hate me.)
I just hope that Matt Stover doesn't kick the game winning field goal in the last seconds of next week's game!
Oops, I didn't check the blog recently. If you wanted a big response Whitey you probably should have picked a different team. 2008/2009 was a good 'burgh year so I considered this year to be a freebie. Maybe the Steelers will use the better draft picks on some cornerbacks.
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