And to think, we used to just call it "John"...

The Sneeze, which is hilarious without added bathroom jokes, has a poll on what to name the author's new toilet. Some of the names given Honorable Mention are even more hilarious than the options you can vote on.

But then again, there is an actual toilet seat named "Autumn Tides."

Taken from The Sneeze:

"Autumn Tides -- the leaves are turning... the waves are crashing... the poop is coming. "