NFL Playoff Time - at least for the Ravens

Playoff Tickets

A man goes to the Pittsburgh Steeler ticket office and inquires about purchasing play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Steelers did not make it to the play-offs.

The following day the same man goes to the Pittsburgh Steeler ticket office and inquires about purchasing Steeler play-off tickets. The ticket teller politely replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because, "the Steelers did not make it to the play-offs."

This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Steeler ticket office inquiring about play-off tickets and the teller says none are for sale "because the Steelers did not make it to the play-offs."

Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller about Steeler play-off tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice says, "I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE STEELERS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS."

The man replied, "I know. I drive all the way from Baltimore just to hear you say that!"

Why Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Sucked

We've all seen the Phantom Menace. We were all disappointed by it on some level. This guy was disappointed enough to make a feature length review, 7 parts of 10 minutes each, explaining exactly why the movie wasn't good. At least watch the first video. If you aren't interested after that, then don't bother with the rest of them. Although with this crowd, I expect a fairly high retention rate.

Page with all 7 videos.

Christmas costs

If you're wondering what the "12 days of Christmas" costs, click here.

No word on the incremental costs of the "12 days of Gluckfest".

Also, if money is not a barrier, then check out the Onion AV club's inventory of decadent Christmas gifts.

Every Death in Total Recall

I thought this belonged:

http://www.heatvisionblog.com/2009/11/total-recall-death-scenes.html

ENJOY!

Halo Encyclopedia

Can you believe you only get 400 Geek Points for buying this? What would you have to do to get 1,000 Geek Points?

You all should get at least one right...

http://www.sporcle.com/games/schwarzenegger.php

Dude stoll my Holloween costume idea!

http://gizmodo.com/5388972/craigslist-ad-by-a-horrid-excuse-for-a-human-being

Just kid'n... but I'll never think of costume again w/o think'n of this!