Saturday, August 22, 2009

The A Team...



















In 2006 a crack commando unit of beer drinkers was in need of a costume for a Halloween party and contest that they didn't commit, these men promptly drank maximum amounts of alcohol at the Sky Rock underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as beer drinkers of fortune. If you have a problem or free booze- If no one else can help and you have party snacks- and if you can find them, again don't forget the free booze - maybe you can hire the A-Team.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

All I need to know I learned from Tecmo Super Bowl

Just in case you forgot the best video game ever!

http://www.cbssports.com/spin/story/10078985


Best ones (I added the stuff in parentheses):

21. When something isn't working, just blow it ... wait(--aka, sexual advice that women should follow.)

44.
If you break something, you must pay for the breakage. Ergo, if you just fumbled and some fat guy on the other team just returned a fumble the entire length of the field and you broke the controller ... well, you have to buy a new one.
(--This one is to remind Boese and Curtis of our infamous PS2 Madden battles.)

46. Just because girls wink at you doesn't mean they like you. In fact, it may actually be part of their job. Remembering this will literally save you 1.62 million dollars over the course of your life.(--especially in strip clubs.)

Saturday, August 1, 2009

But it's a collector's gold mine!

Once you're done reading the "Texts from last night", try "Emails from an asshole".

This one features a woman desperate for a Ford Explorer, a man willing to sell one you just might recognize, and a new shiny paint job.

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=32